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Songbirds? Think again. Preening in their plumage, these birds warble side-splitting profanity and tweet . . . well, fairly accurate tweets. 

Watch your dang mouth, bird! You know that friend who's always mouthing off—that's these guys, except they can fly away. Each page of this daily calendar features a piece of vintage bird art perfectly paired with a rude remark or hilariously swear-y saying.
  
 Features include: -  No single-use plastic  
-  Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display 
-  Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" 
-  Easel backer for desk or tabletop display 
-  Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink 
-  Full-color tear-off pages 
-  Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists 
-  Day/Date reference on each page 
-  Combined weekend pages 
-  Official major world holidays and observances 
-  Features vintage bird artwork paired with explicit sayings