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These fowl and their foul-mouthed friends express themselves in laugh-out-loud profanity as colorful as their feathers. 

Who're you, John James @%$! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word."
  
 Features include: -  12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) 
-  Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging 
-  Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink 
-  Planning spread for September–December 2024 
-  Spans January–December 2025 
-  Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders 
-  Official major world holidays and observances 
-  Moon phases, based on Universal Time 
-  Features colorful vintage bird artwork with even more colorful language