Plants are drama. Accessorize accordingly.

•Rounded corners
•Graphic burned into cork so it'll never fade!
•Choose from 3 approximate sizes :: 
≈ 4" x .25" 
≈ 8" x .4" 
≈ 10" x .4"

•Choose from over 20 sayings ::
≈ I'M LOVED TO DEATH
≈ FEELING CUTE. MIGHT DIE LATER.
≈ DRAMA. 
≈ PRETEND I'M ALIVE.
≈ EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PLANT
≈ ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
≈ BITCH BETTER HAVE MY WATER
≈ HOT GIRLS HAVE PLANTS AND A THERAPIST
≈ MY MOM IS A MURDERER
≈ I NEED A DRINK
≈ PRAY FOR ME
≈ STILL ALIVE
≈ THIRSTY AF
≈ THIS BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME
≈ IT'S GIVING PLANT LADY
≈ MILLENNIAL MIDLIFE CRISIS HOBBY
≈ CAT SURVIVOR
≈ IN MY CAT SNACK ERA
≈ MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
≈ CURRENT HYPERFIXATION
≈ JESUS TAKE THE WATERING CAN
≈ JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE